He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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