READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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