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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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