There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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