Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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