we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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