Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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