I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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