508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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