I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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