So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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