So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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