Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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