doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
