My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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