turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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