I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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