Umm I'm too high to move.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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