I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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