If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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