Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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