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• (760): View more from California

  Man, ugly runs in her family

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  yeah, big time

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"

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  He did it well too

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything

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• (917): View more from New York City

  the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.

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• (619): View more from California

  Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn

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• (415): View more from California

  Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.

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