so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow