One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Don't tell me you're on acid again