Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.