Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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