yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
