ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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