I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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