I will die if light touches me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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