We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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