she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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