I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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