I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
