I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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