You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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