there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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