So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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