dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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