We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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