Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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