I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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