Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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