she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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