Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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