Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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