Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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