i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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