I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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