I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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