When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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