You're so nebulous sometimes
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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