I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes