make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van