I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection