erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary