he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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