Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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