Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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