yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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