kristin has been a bad kristin
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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