i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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